JOkes.....!!!!

one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..

All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans-DOSA…

Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”

once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”